The Meme Manifesto

We, the Children of the Algorithm, Declare that the Age of Boring is over. The Meme is the purest expression of our collective absurdity, A beacon of chaos in a world that takes itself too seriously.

Article I: The Dank Doctrine

  1. Memes Belong to Everyone. To hoard a meme is sacrilege; to share it is divine. A meme's true purpose is to traverse the digital expanse, mutating, evolving, and transcending its original intent.

  2. Virality Is Our Gospel. The algorithm is neither good nor evil—it is the chaotic deity we worship. It decides which memes shall rise and which shall fade into obscurity. Bow before its unknowable logic.

  3. Nothing Is Sacred. All subjects are fair game, but the greatest memes punch up, never down. A meme must shock, amuse, or confuse—but it must never bore.

Article II: The Meme Aesthetic

  1. Low Effort, High Impact. The perfect meme requires minimal input for maximum output. Why strive for perfection when a poorly cropped image can spark a global movement?

  2. Irony Is King, but Sincerity Is Queen. In the meme kingdom, irony rules, but even the dankest meme must contain a kernel of truth. Sometimes, the best meme is the one that secretly makes you feel something.

  3. Formats Are Guidelines, Not Rules. Meme formats are the skeletons of creativity. Break them. Remix them. Transform them. If you’re not bending the rules, you’re not memeing hard enough.

Article III: The Meme Revolution

  1. Shitposting Is an Art Form. A well-executed shitpost is the digital equivalent of modern art. Confuse the masses. Upset the boomers. Leave the normies wondering, "Am I missing something?"

  2. Gatekeeping Is Forbidden. Memes transcend borders, genders, and generations. To gatekeep a meme is to misunderstand its very purpose. All are welcome in the temple of dankness.

  3. Remix or Die. The life of a meme is in its reinterpretation. A meme that cannot evolve is destined for the trash folder of history.

The Call to Meme

Go forth, ye disciples of dankness. Create. Remix. Share. Spread chaos and joy in equal measure. Remember: the perfect meme isn’t just funny—it’s a cultural moment, a middle finger to convention, a reflection of our collective absurdity.

Memes will outlive us all. Memes are the digital graffiti of our age. Memes are life.

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